//give me reason to use my fabulous icons pls
It was slightly embarrassing when Humbert
got carried away with a class, no matter how
often he did it. Two hours just didn’t seem like
enough to get across so many important points
with the young minds. The lecture hall wasn’t
full, but it was a good day as far as attendance
went, and that had gone far to lift his mood.
Still, he’d wished someone had told him
when he went ten minutes past the allotted time.
He was still going on, when he paused, mid-sentence,
staring at the clock.
on another note, give him some eyeliner already; he’s jack sparrow’s son.
► Name ➔ Humber E. Humbert.
► Are you single ➔ Widow.
► Are you happy ➔ No.
► Are you angry? ➔ Maybe a little.
► Are your parents still married ➔ No.
► ‘Birth’ Place ➔ Paris, France.
► Hair Color ➔ Dark brown.
► Eye Color ➔ Blue.
► Birthday ➔ A nice day of 1910.
► Gender ➔ Male.
► Summer or winter ➔ Summer.
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon.
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE► Are you in love ➔ Yes.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Yes.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Time.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ That depends.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yes…
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ No.
SIX CHOICES► Love or lust ➔ I can’t tell the difference.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Neither.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ None.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ A wild night in… wait.
► Day or night ➔ Night.
FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Yes.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Yes.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ AH! Yes!
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yes.
FAMILY► Do you and your family get along ➔ No.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Haha…
► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ No.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No.
FRIENDS► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ Not only one…
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ No.
► Who is your best friend ➔ Myself.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Myself.
"But instead I am lanky, big-boned, woolly-chested Humbert Humbert, with thick black eyebrows and a queer accent, and a cesspoolful of rotting monsters behind his slow boyish smile."